You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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