in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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