Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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