we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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