Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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