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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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