Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.

(231): View more from Michigan

better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.

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(917): View more from New York City

I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.

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(512): View more from Texas

there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am

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(207): View more from Maine

All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.

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