God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
