I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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