drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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