im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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