Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My penis needs a shock collar
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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