all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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