Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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