Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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