Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I understand Curling. That high.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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