I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
how drunk are you?
Several
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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