i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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