i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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