This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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