Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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