He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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