I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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