do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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