Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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