if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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