But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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