So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
