I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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