So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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