It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm getting married
To pizza
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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