addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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