Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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