So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
