You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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