sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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