Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
