When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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