So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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