No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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