my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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