Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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