We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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