Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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