he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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