i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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