come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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