Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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