For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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