Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I have tasted many bathrooms
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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