Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
