we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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