If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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