is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
