Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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