brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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