If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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