chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
is it fun? or sober?
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