And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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