Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
The ass gains better be worth it
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